food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.
the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die
you know how sometimes you accidentally write the wrong year on a paper? like, i occasionally think it’s still 2011
especially right after new years, we all do this
i just wrote “1998” on my essay
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Japan’s Nabana no Sato Botanical Garden used over 7,000,000 LED lights to create this amazing tribute to nature featuring displays of rainbows, auroras, and Mt. Fuji.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
Guys who say girls can never be true football fans are just jealous because we can appreciate the pass and the ass.
that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable